KRIS ACUNA
Hometown
Robbinsdale, Minnesota
Voice Part
Baritone
Year
2017
Major
Astrophysics
College
Timothy Dwight
ABOUT KRIS
A native of the great Minnesotan tundra, Mr. Kristoffer Franchezco “Pokémon Trainer” Acuña scoffs at the Northeastern winters that send all others into indefinite hibernation. He embodies the perfect balance of puppy-like playfulness and gentleman’s charm. When Kris walks into a room, his presence is so powerful that it feels like the Tigris and Euphrates combined. It is rumored that he has cured cancer, mastered deep-space exploration, and found Waldo. Plus, he has great taste in shoes.